OMG, Thorin, is that what you looked like when you were Kili’s age? How embarassing! I bet you never told him about that.
Look at those rosy, bare cheeks!
OMG OMG OMG OMG OMG YOU’RE A FUCKING GENIUS
“…Yeh’re jus’ as beardless as I am.”
He looked like a lass back then. It was adorable.
That’s why he looks so annoyed. A random Elf just called him the prettiest Dwarf lady he’d ever seen.